TITLE 1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
CHAPTER 1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
§ 1-1-1. Enactment of Dress Code
The codification of this dress code shall have the same effect of an individual attending a job interview, a legislative aide conducting Capitol business, interns fetching paperwork, or other employees and individuals performing work in the furtherance of Capitol business.
§ 1-1-2. Intent
The enactment of this Dress Code is intended as a recodification, revision, modernization, and reenactment of the general attire of those working for the State of Georgia which are currently not enforced and is intended, where possible, to resolve conflicts which exist in the manner in which females dress and to repeal those outfits which are completely inappropriate for the workplace environment.
§ 1-1-3. Effect of adoption of Dress Code
Unless otherwise provided, the adoption of this Dress Code shall not invalidate or affect any individual currently working in the furtherance of Capitol business, except in those cases which aforementioned individual begins to dress more appropriately for work.
TITLE 2. DEFINITIONS
CHAPTER 1. ARTICLES OF CLOTHING
As used in this Dress Code or in any other law of this post, the term:
(1) "Dress" ordinarily means the article of clothing which covers your body entirely.
(2) "Skirt" means an article of clothing which covers the bottom half of your body.
(3) "Top" means an article of clothing which is intended to cover the chest; this term encompasses all shirts, blouses, sweaters, and other clothing articles which disguise the top half of the body.
(4) "Shoes" means any article of clothing which is exclusive to the feet, including all footwear styles.
(5) "Hose" means any article of clothing which is intended to cover bare legs, including, but not limited to, panty hose, tights, stockings, and leggings.
(6) "Undergarments" means any article of clothing which is worn under the aforementioned articles of clothing in this Dress Code Section.
(7) "Jackets" means any article of clothing that is worn over a top (see O.D.C.G.A. § 2-1-1(3) for further definitions) either for warmth or for purposes of fashion, and may, for the purposes of this Dress Code, include other similar articles of clothing such as cardigans, pullovers, and sweaters if the article of clothing is removable in the scope of normal day-to-day activities
CHAPTER 2. PARTS OF THE BODY
§ 2-2-1. Parts of the Body
As used in this Dress Code or in any other law of this post, the term:
As used in this Dress Code or in any other law of this post, the term:
(1) "Legs" ordinarily means from the crotch down.
(2) "Chest" means the part of the body which a brasserie would normally cover (see O.D.C.G.A. § 2-1-1(6) for further definitions).
(3) "Torso" means the area comprised of the waist up through the chest, including the shoulders.
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ReplyDeleteI have to tell you about this outfit I saw in the capitol once. This girl had a hot pink and black outfit on. It looked like an Avril Lavigne for Kohl's advertisement. If those colors weren't bad enough, it was a black short sleeved dress. The length came to her upper thigh, with black and hot pink FISH NETTING fringe...that had sparkling glitter confetti chips intertwined in the fish net fringe at the bottom of her distastfully short dress. No pantyhose...but she had a black sparkly leg warmers, with black ballet flats that revealed most of the top of her foot. Topped with a black headband with something on top of that.
By the way, it was about 35-40 degrees that morning.
Hi, I found your blog on the KSU Memes FB page and I have to say, I've become quite a fan. I am very excited to read the rest of this post because it is something I see often and just cringe with disdain and fear for future generations. Sadly, it will only get worse.
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